I GOT THE BEST JOB EVER
Listen to how much my life is going to RULE. I walked into the smoke shop down my road that I go to often. It’s the place I buy most of my pieces and have brought my friends to. The owner Steve regonizes me from being in there all the time and he always gives me constant discounts and free things along with my perchace. And yesterday, I walked in the shop and asked for a job and right on the...
My English Essay (Trust me, read this shit)
Yup, I actually handed this in to my English teacher. Coventry High School Coventry High School. This place stands out in my mind as the center of my teenage universe. This place is where I have spent a good amount of my life by force of the government, society, and over all my parents. This place isn’t a hellish nightmare in description as you might imagine, but it has...
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had a beer. Been drunk. Touched a real gun. Done drugs. Wrote on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had sex. Got into a fist fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Got a computer virus. Had a hand written diary. Been allergic to something. Had a dog. Had a cat. Been pregnant. Camped out. Swam in the...